HomeStretch

Back to back 8-8s. We have soared to new levels of mediocrity. We are very proud.

And this week another 0-2 hole has been dug.

So we feel it is indeed the appropriate time to panic.

Luckily though we still have some playoff concerns as the Xmas turkey is marinating. Consider the season it has been that is certainly nothing to complain about.

So let's see if we can't pull if all together, astound our foes and actually break the .500 barrier for a week.

(We had previously chosen the Rams and the Cowboys)

Atlanta (+10) at Arizona
I'm actually going to take the Cards despite the outrageous spread. The Falcons are taking the mail-in concept to new lows.

Cleveland (-2.5) at Cincinnati
You're not from Cleveland!! You're from Cincinnati!! ... and that's why you suck. Browns.

Kansas City (+4.5) at Detroit
The Toyota Shitty Teams who created False Expectations Bowl. Lions

Green Bay (-8.5) at Chicago
The Packers have convinced themselves that they are very good. Packers

Houston (+7) at Indy
Let's go with the Texans. Colts will be resting.

Oakland (+13) at Jacksonville
The Raiders can be pesty. Raiders

Washington (+6.5) at Minnesota
Of course we are gong Skins here, but I have to say that six and a half points seems like a ton. Redskins

Miami (+22) at New England
Could they shock the world and save their grumpy 72 brethren? No. But they can cover. Dolphins

Philadelphia (+3) at New Orleans.
Saints (You listening God? I'm taking the Saints....I''ve supremely sucked calling games this year... And I'm taking the Saints...)

New York Giants (-2.5) at Buffalo
Wow. Everybody thinks the Giants are going to fall apart. I don't like it, don't like it a bit. Bills

Baltimore at Seattle (pick'em)
Seahawks easy.

Tampa Bay (-5.5) at San Francisco
Not close. Bucs.

New York Jets (+8.5) at Tennessee
Nothing left in the Jets' tank. Titans

Monday
Denver (+8.5) at San Diego
Another blow out. Chargers.